Hot Foxes of Yesteryear: Sam Elliott

by:   |   Jan 6 2014

Hey, all you Grown Ass Ladies! Sorry for the radio silence during the holidays. To paraphrase Lil’ Kim, we were gone for a minute, but now we’re back with the 2014 Jump Off. And what better way to celebrate the new year than with a specimen who is nearly more moustache than man? I’m talking, of course, about Sam Elliott.

If you haven’t seen Mask (and holy hell, if you haven’t seen Mask, go watch it RIGHT. NOW.), you’ve missed a few very important things: Eric Stoltz’s surprisingly good acting, Cher being a big-haired biker-goddess pillhead, and most importantly, the hotness that was and is Sam Elliott.

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If you say his name to your mom or grandma, there is a 90 percent chance that she will slowly shake her head while whispering his name. The wind cries Sam Elliott.

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Though he may be best known to some as the philosophical cowboy who gives The Dude advice in The Big Lebowski, he was once more than just an above-average-cuteness grandpa figure. Sam Elliott started out as a character actor in Westerns (a pretty no-doye casting choice, considering his gravelly voice and robust ‘stache) but later starred in a ton of other movies, like Roadhouse, The Hulk, and the hot garbage that is Ghost Rider.

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He pretty much nails the drowsy-Southern-guy role, and has historically looked pretty fricking great while doing it. But we’ll always love him most as “Gar” (rhymes with the noise pirates make), the strong/silent boyfriend to Cher’s doped-up party girl in Mask. Gar, you guys.

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Fucking Gar.

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