Know Your Drugs: Stimulants

by:   |   Oct 24 2014

If you’re less the “just say no” type and more of a “just tell me what you’ve got, and I’ll jam it up my nose” lady, you’re probably familiar with all the various and beautiful forms that drugs can take. But just in case you weren’t paying attention in health class, we’ve got a rare treat for you: GAL unearthed a vintage pamphlet on the “dangers of drugs,” and we’ll be introducing you to all the different species of mind-altering substances. We’ll learn valuable lessons (“Never get high off your own supply”) as well as tidbits on the shape, size, and effects of these babies. Lesson 1: Stimulants! This category will make you feel like Queen Bitch of the Dance Floor Universe, and will make you want to stay up until 4 a.m. telling dirt-boring stories about your childhood. But, taken in mass quantities, stimulants can make you lose your shit like Jessie Spano, or, even worse, think you can record a pop album. So settle down, and prepare to get your *mind* stimulated (PERFECT JOKE) with this handy illustration:

Stimulants

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