Murder She Wrote has taught me so many life lessons. Specifically, how to conduct yourself as a grown-ass lady. No matter what troubles lie in front of you, always, always, always make sure your nails are done. Plotting revenge on your sister for inheriting your family’s fortune? Paint your nails a moody purple! Poisoning your husband’s lover with strawberry jam at a roadside dinner? Make sure your nails match the jam! It’s the classy thing to do. It’s the ladylike thing to do. I mean, when you’re in the middle of a psychotic break, it just makes sense to have freshly painted nails. Luckily, MSW was well-aware of this fact, and they always kept things classic on the nail front, in an array of fem shades.
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