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Published on February 26th, 2015

Attention to all of you who only know “Murder She Wrote” as an impeccable early-’90s dancehall song: get ready to be taken »

Published on January 30th, 2015

Every director needs a muse, and John Waters found his in Edith Massey. Most famously known as “The Egg Lady,” she »

Published on January 28th, 2015

Rummaging through some old Sally Jessy episodes on YouTube (you know, as you do from time to time), I came across one »

Published on January 23rd, 2015

There comes a time in every woman’s life when she needs to unleash her inner beast and completely unravel. Fuck looking »

Published on January 16th, 2015

Patty Hearst, granddaughter of the legendary newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst (the inspiration for Citizen Kane!), was a mere 19 when »

Published on January 12th, 2015

It’s no secret that I have a ROCK HARD lady boner for the style of the mid-to-late ’70s. Specifically, I’ve always dug »

Published on December 11th, 2014

Mommie Dearest—the 1981 biopic about screen legend Joan Crawford—may be a camp classic, but I think it’s the single most terrifying »

Published on November 11th, 2014

After writing about Tonya Harding and the controversy around her, I’ve been inspired to Google the hell out of other famous women who’ve been »

Published on October 22nd, 2014

It’s that glorious time of year again; the air is cooling off, I’m pulling my light jackets out of the »

Published on October 20th, 2014

Tired of being a slave to the gym? Feel like you’re going nowhere on that stationary bike? (Well, technically, you »