Posts Tagged as ‘photos’

Published on September 24th, 2015

So I’ll admit it, I’ve been holding out on you guys. I am such a selfish dick. About a year »

Published on May 7th, 2015

Let’s set the mood: You lay supine on the velvet chaise lounge in your crimson-colored boudoir. Your floor-length silk dressing »

Published on January 12th, 2015

It’s no secret that I have a ROCK HARD lady boner for the style of the mid-to-late ’70s. Specifically, I’ve always dug »

Published on September 2nd, 2014

Most of us imagine what we’ll be like when we get older. Will we join a bridge club and wear »

Published on January 28th, 2014

The Maladjusted Adult’s Guide to Instagram Every day, people attempt to pry Instagram secrets from me. After all, years of »